dooble and floppet

Drummers World

2006-01-08T04:14:00.000-08:00

This week's featured artists:
C H O P P E R & F R O G G E R
Ryan and Jarrod are caught here discussing a few Jeff Porcaro licks. Sensational stuff! Crawling out of the Leongatha Badlands around the mid-90's, these two two have managed to balance heavy gig commitments with an even heavier bong habit. Nice work Boys!!

Social Service Section

2006-01-08T03:05:00.000-08:00

Hello, my name is Keir and I am looking for a wealthy impresario to sponsor me so I can quit my job. I am sick of working as an underpaid chicken schnitty chef and would love to concentrate on my real passion, pornography. If you think you could help a poor boy realise a simple dream, then drop me a line courtesy of dooble and floppet.

dooble and floppet: helping the community

Kara Wileman stays over

2006-01-07T21:13:00.000-08:00

Well, it's all happening here at Clarendon St. Kara Wileman stayed over last night and displayed an enormous aptitude for slave labour, performing every task that was asked of her. No job is too big or too small for our little friend; feeding the dogs, fetching our drinks, answering the phone and opening our mail. Well done little Kara-Bear!

Christopher Hammon has serious walls up

2006-01-07T21:11:00.000-08:00

In other news Chris Hammon has serious walls up. It seems that the Great wall of China isn't the only man made object that can be seen from orbit. Never fear good friends because the real Chris is only 12 beers away. Stay Tuned for further developments.

The Three easy steps to Dooble Love

2006-01-07T21:09:00.000-08:00

Step 1. The command for sit is "SIT!" Get the Dooble's attention and whence the dog is looking at you hold your hand out at shoulder height and give the command in a clear, authoritative but not overly loud voice.

Step 2. Once the Dooble has it's little bum on the ground stare into it's eyes for approximately 30 seconds. Wait for the pupils to dilate fully.

Step 3a. Use the "Voice of Desire" on the Dooble. This tone of voice is achieved by closing the mouth 90% and "growling" while talking. The sensation is likened to that of hocking a loogie.

Step 3b. The final step involves delivering the sacred "Dooble Dialogue" while using the "Voice of Desire". When delivering this ancient and potent dialect it is vital that the inflection be correct. Up and down the pitch must go, never static. The "Dooble Dialogue" is thus: "IsthataRuuuubeee??Be-ut-ee-ful!!DooobleSteinBurgerStein... She'sBeUteFul!!!"

Upon giving this quasi baby-dog-mumbo-jumbo-talk, and provided you left the dog sitting for the required cocking period, your dooble will now be showering you with licks and kisses and cuddles for the mamma and the pappa all evening.

from naomi

2006-01-07T05:04:00.000-08:00

now is the time to take back the computer from his lordship! no more bloody nauseating rolling stones facts and figures! i will return when i think of something witty (take note kara wileman), but until then i will leave you with a brilliant (and witty [quack]) blackadder quote: blackadder is very angry with baldrick for yet another cunning scheme going to the dogs........."baldrick! must it be this way, with me cutting you into long strips, and me having to tell people that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?"